ReleaseTheQuacken T-shirt

Prepare to experience the flapping, screeching, irrational, nonsensical feathered fury that is The Quacken!!!

It began as a bad pun... Each morning, as I unlatch the THREE locks and remove the wooden crossbar from their enclosure, I yell to them, "RELEASE THE QUACKEN!" and they burst out of their house screaming their battle-cry and flapping each other (and me if I don't get out of the way). They have become the mighty mythical multi-headed beast that patrols the property looking for its next meal... without any regard for logic, patterns, or nesting habits.  All of that is to say, they run around and just lay eggs wherever... plop... move on. So, if you think you can find and collect the eggs better than me, come on over, bring a basket and you can have the ones you find for free. (Maybe plan a backup breakfast menu though).

All who dare enter the gates of the farm should regard The Quacken with fear and awe!... at how dim-witted they are about cars, lawnmowers, and many other forms of danger. Seriously, they will not move for your car when you drive onto the property, so just park wherever and flee your vehicle as they glare at you and scream their silly bowling-pin shaped butts off. 

Product: Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.
• 100% ring-spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline