GOATFUNDME Merchandise

For the price of just 5 cups of coffee a day, you can sponsor an insatiably hungry goat. Just kidding... well kind of. 

Everything here on the farm is a labor of love, not an effort to get rich. (PSA- if you are trying to get rich, farming is NOT the way to do it). All of the proceeds of everything you all purchase go straight back into the animals' mouths.  This little slush fund really helps out during the winter when there is less forage to graze, and the goats need to eat extra hay to keep themselves warm. 

To help increase this fund, I am introducing my line of GOATFUNDME merchandise. In a former life, I wanted to be an artist for a living (also not a great way to become rich), so I love coming up with funny little cartoons inspired by the farm animals. No generative AI art has been used for my logo, banners, flags, shirts, buttons, bag stencils, etc. All of these silly pictures are all my VERY raw talent.

If you want to help feed the animals, rep the farm brand to spread the cute chaos, or just want to wear some haute fashion, we've got you covered. All of the items are print-on-demand and I have tried to find brands that are at least somewhat sustainable and size inclusive. Think of it as a donation to the GOATFUNDME and the item you get as a reward.

The goats, ducks, chickens, and bees all really appreciate your support!!!  We hope you like the designs. If you don't see your favorite farm character doing their signature thing, let me know and we'll try to make into the next iconic design.